South Park - The Scripts: Book One

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WELCOME TO SOUTH PARK! NOW YOU CAN ENJOY THE INSANITY OF SOUTH PARK OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH SOUTH PARK THE SCRIPTS: 800K ONE. THE OFFICIAL SCRIPTBOOK CONTAINS 5 SOUTH PARK SCRIPTS WITH STAN, KYLE, CARTMAN AND KENNY TAKING ON THE SUPERNATURAL, THE EXTRAORDINARY AND THE INSANE. EPFSÖDE101 CARTMAN GETS AN ANAL PROBE ALIÉN VISITORS WREAK HAVOC IN SOUTH PARK WHEN THEY KIDNAP KYLE'S LITTLE BROTHER, IKE, MUTILATE DOZENS OF INNOCENT COWS AND GIVE ERIC CARTMAN AN ANAL PROBE. FLAMING FLATULENCE, SKEPTICAL SCHOOL OFFICIALS AND A PRETEEN SEDUCTRESS NAMED WENDY TESTABURGER ARE A FEW OF THE OBSTACLES THE BOYS MUST FACE AS THEY TRY TO RESCUE POOR IKE FROM THE CLUTCHES OF THE MYSTERIOUS VISITORS. EPISODE 104 BIG GAY AIS BIG GAY BOÁT RIDE THE BIG HOMECOMING FOOTBALL GAME PITS THE SOUTH PARK COWS AGAINST THEIR ARCH RIVALS, THE MIDDLE PARK COWBOYS. UNCLE JIMBO HAS CONVINCED THE REST OF THE TOWN TO BET HEAVILY ON HIS NEPHEW, STAN, THE STAR QUARTERBACK, TO BEAT THE SIXTY: POINT SPREAD. BUT WHEN STAN... Tovább

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WELCOME TO SOUTH PARK! NOW YOU CAN ENJOY THE INSANITY OF SOUTH PARK OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH SOUTH PARK THE SCRIPTS: 800K ONE. THE OFFICIAL SCRIPTBOOK CONTAINS 5 SOUTH PARK SCRIPTS WITH STAN, KYLE, CARTMAN AND KENNY TAKING ON THE SUPERNATURAL, THE EXTRAORDINARY AND THE INSANE. EPFSÖDE101 CARTMAN GETS AN ANAL PROBE ALIÉN VISITORS WREAK HAVOC IN SOUTH PARK WHEN THEY KIDNAP KYLE'S LITTLE BROTHER, IKE, MUTILATE DOZENS OF INNOCENT COWS AND GIVE ERIC CARTMAN AN ANAL PROBE. FLAMING FLATULENCE, SKEPTICAL SCHOOL OFFICIALS AND A PRETEEN SEDUCTRESS NAMED WENDY TESTABURGER ARE A FEW OF THE OBSTACLES THE BOYS MUST FACE AS THEY TRY TO RESCUE POOR IKE FROM THE CLUTCHES OF THE MYSTERIOUS VISITORS. EPISODE 104 BIG GAY AIS BIG GAY BOÁT RIDE THE BIG HOMECOMING FOOTBALL GAME PITS THE SOUTH PARK COWS AGAINST THEIR ARCH RIVALS, THE MIDDLE PARK COWBOYS. UNCLE JIMBO HAS CONVINCED THE REST OF THE TOWN TO BET HEAVILY ON HIS NEPHEW, STAN, THE STAR QUARTERBACK, TO BEAT THE SIXTY: POINT SPREAD. BUT WHEN STAN DISCOVERS HIS NEW DOG, SPARKY, IS GAY, HE BECOMES SO CONFUSED HE LOSES HIS WILL TO PLAY IN THE BIG GAME. A MYSTERIOUS AND MAGICAL NEW FRIEND, BIG GAY AL, HELPS STAN UNDERSTAND THE WONDERS OF BEING GAY AND SENDS HIM BACK INTO THE GAME. EPISODE 106 DEATH AT HIS GRANDFATHER'S 102ND BIRTHDAY, STAN IS FACED BY A MORÁL DILEMMA -GRANDPAS SOLE BIRTHDAY WISH IS FOR STAN TO BE THE ASSIST IN HIS ASSISTED SUICIDE. WHEN THE GRIM REAPER FINALLY ARRIVES FOR GRANDPA, OR SO THE BOYS THINK, THINGS GO FROM BAD TO WORSE. MRS BROSLOFSKI HAS ORGANIZED A PROTEST AGAINST THE BOYS' FAVOURITE TV SHOW, TERRANCE AND PHILLII? AND THE SOUTH PARK PARENTS HAVE LEFT THE KIDS ON THEIR OWN TO FOLLOW KYLE'S MOM TO THE NETWORK HEADOUARTERS IN THE BIG CITY. NOW THE KIDS HAVE NO ONE TO RELY ON BUT EACH OTHER WHEN THEY CONFRONT DEATH. EPISODE 113 CARTMAN S MOM IS A DIRTY SLUT ERIC CARTMAN IS IN SEARCH OF HIS FATHER BUT NO ONE IS OWNING UP TO THE JOB. COULD IT BE CHEF? OR IS IT MR GARRISON? OR THE 1979 DENVER BRONCOS? IT COULD BE ANYONE WHO ATTENDED SOUTH PARK'S 12TH ANNUAL DRUNKEN BARN DANCE. CARTMAN JUST HAS TO KNOW AND ONLY AN EXPENSIVE GENETIC TEST STANDS BETWEEN HIM AND THE TRUE IDENTITY OF HIS FATHER. STAN, KYLE AND AMERICA S STUPIDEST HOME VIDEÓS MAY BE THE ANSWER TO CARTMAN S PRAYERS. EPISODE 201 CARTMAN S MOM IS STILL A DIRTY SLUT JUST AS MEPHESTO IS ABOUT TO REVEAL THE IDENTITY OF ERIC CARTMAN S FATHER, THE GENETIC ENGINEER IS SHOT BY A MYSTERIOUS GUNMAN. WHILE THE BOYS WAIT FOR MEPHESTO TO REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS, A BLIZZARD HITS SOUTH PARK AND THE CITIZENS ARE STRANDED FOR HOURS ON END WITHOUT FOOD Vissza